With sincere apologies to Messrs. Bernstein and Sondheim, the following is set to the tune of “Maria!” (original is © 1956, 1957 Amberson Holdings LLC and Stephen Sondheim) from West Side Story.
Sumatra!
The most wonderful mot for a cup of Joe. Sumatra! Sumatra! Sumatra! Sumatra! Sumatra! Sumatra! Su – ma - tra! I just had a cup of Sumatra What a bold, fulfilling taste! A single drop I will not waste – today! Sumatra! I cannot stop drinking Sumatra! As rich as life can be, It warms every part of me, I say! Sumatra! Drink it fast and you’re nearly sinful, Drink it slow and your mouth will always be grinful… Sumatra! I’ll never stop drinking Sumatra…